Senryu

Mar. 11th, 2008 12:17 pm
leatherdykeuk: (Jester Moon)
Hold my hand tight
and together we can cry
until our smiles return.


Posted in response to the One Single Impression prompt: 'Kindness'


Senryu

Mar. 11th, 2008 12:17 pm
leatherdykeuk: (Jester Moon)
Hold my hand tight
and together we can cry
until our smiles return.


Posted in response to the One Single Impression prompt: 'Kindness'


leatherdykeuk: (Default)
Luisa found my lost weapons stash - a pair of sai and this:

I thought I'd offer this to my f-list before I put it onto ebay.

Click for larger image
Main gauche

If he's still there, Charles has the identical one.

£25. You won't get one cheaper. I imported this one from the States.

EDIT. Now gone, probably. [livejournal.com profile] rebelliousuno has first refusal.
leatherdykeuk: (Default)
Luisa found my lost weapons stash - a pair of sai and this:

I thought I'd offer this to my f-list before I put it onto ebay.

Click for larger image
Main gauche

If he's still there, Charles has the identical one.

£25. You won't get one cheaper. I imported this one from the States.

EDIT. Now gone, probably. [livejournal.com profile] rebelliousuno has first refusal.
leatherdykeuk: (Dead Line)
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leatherdykeuk: (Dead Line)
I've made it through the first round and got to the Semis - along with 835 others. The semis will be judged by readers. If you have half an hour spare, please log in and download the first 5000 words of Dead Line (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001200CP0) and review it. You'll need a (free) amazon.com account.

The other entries are located at www.amazon.com/abna

The three customers who provide the most high quality reviews will be qualified to win one of three customer prizes, including an Amazon kindle reader, $2000 in Amazon gift card value, and an HP photo printer. Learn more at www.amazon.com/abna.
leatherdykeuk: (Default)
From the comments on [livejournal.com profile] anarch's blog.

You can say anything you like in your own blog as long as

(a)It's not political
(b)it's not religious
(c)it doesn't offend minority groups
(d)it doesn't offend majority groups
(e)it doesn't offend friends or family
(f)it doesn't offend friends who *thought* it was about them
(g)it doesn't cast anyone in a bad light
(h)it isn't depressing
(i)it isn't misleading
(j)it isn't satirical.

Added from Comments:

(1) There should be kittens
(2) It should make sense
(k) it isn't upbeat enough to make others jealous of your contentment.

Feel free to remind me of rules I've forgotten or left out and I'll amend the post.

EDIT: This isn't as funny as I hoped it would be.
leatherdykeuk: (Default)
From the comments on [livejournal.com profile] anarch's blog.

You can say anything you like in your own blog as long as

(a)It's not political
(b)it's not religious
(c)it doesn't offend minority groups
(d)it doesn't offend majority groups
(e)it doesn't offend friends or family
(f)it doesn't offend friends who *thought* it was about them
(g)it doesn't cast anyone in a bad light
(h)it isn't depressing
(i)it isn't misleading
(j)it isn't satirical.

Added from Comments:

(1) There should be kittens
(2) It should make sense
(k) it isn't upbeat enough to make others jealous of your contentment.

Feel free to remind me of rules I've forgotten or left out and I'll amend the post.

EDIT: This isn't as funny as I hoped it would be.
leatherdykeuk: (Angel bum)
“Look at all these questions.” Ralph stared in dismay at the multiple choice questionnaire. “All I want to do is live here for a few years while I write up the New New Testament.”

“That’s Britain in the noughts for you old son.” Jasfoup patted the angel’s back. “You can’t be an illegal immigrant any more. You have to be a valuable contributing member of society and pay your taxes.”

The angel scowled. “What about you then? Did you take this British Citizenship test?”

“Of course not.” The demon polished his nails on his lapel. “I’ve lived here since 1489.”

© Rachel Green 2007
leatherdykeuk: (devil - jasfoup)
Harold raised an eyebrow as Gillian came upstairs*, ready to go out. “Are you wearing that?” he said. “It’s a bit of a plunging neckline, isn’t it?”

“I’m a vampire, Harold. I have certain appearances to keep up. Where do think the noun ‘vamp’ came from?” She looked down at her cleavage. “Too revealing?”

“Too much?” Harold grinned. “Don’t stand next to anyone sitting down; you’ll have their eyes out.”

“Do you want me to change?”

“No! One look at you and the Tories will repeal the obscenity laws.”



The equivalent of ‘coming downstairs’ if you live in a crypt.

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